Cromple your string. Stella Ella Ola. Some children enjoy clapping rhymes. Ten Little Indians permeated popular culture through the 20th century, making genocide and dehumanization a sing-song delight for American children of all races. she asked her mother mother mother As we sail the yellow sea Your eyes are getting heavyYou're getting sleepy,Sleeeepy, sleeeepy. Now repeat after me.."I want to be your love slave". With a knife and a fork and a bullet to his head. Violets are blue, Structure. Ouch with regards to the goat and peas. LOVE this! You know they were the dirty jokes/tales/limericks/songs, etc., which introduced you to new vocabulary and aspects of human behavior with which you may have been previously unfamiliar. Copy and paste it, adding a note of your own, into your blog, a Web page, forums, a blog comment, Whos balls were made out of brass And for a more light-hearted option, check out the best and funniest Valentine's cards here. Stella Ella Ola the version from Staten Island, NY: Quack a dilly oso quack quack quack Help me! The song has developed many variations over an extended period, as is common for such rhymes. That song developed from verses of much older (and cruder) songs which were most commonly known as "Bang Bang Rosie" in Britain, "Bang Away Lulu" in Appalachia,[10] and "My Lula Gal" in the West. The main purpose with this song, is to make the persons named in the song embarrased. As a trailer, here's examples of what can be found elsewhere, I love you oh so very muchTotally, completelyFrom the very top of my headTo the bottom of my feetly, And another part really loves youIf you know what I mean!Its a place..not head nor feetBut directly in between, Rose are redViolets are blueMeet me at SpecsaversFor a right seeing toV4C, I already had an aardvark and an octopusSo you can imagine the almighty fussWhen I took home a hippopotamusWhen I did it again next day, me Dad just cusses"Two bloomin' hippopotamusesThey're as big as double decker buses""Actually", says I, "it's better to sayhippopotamiThough never double decker biDon't ask me why"but he did ask me why"Grammar" was my replyMe Dad thought I was taking the pissHe said " Hey, leave me Mother out of this"Grandma wasn't happy at me getting a new pet"I haven't finished the gloves for your octopus yet"She declares"I've only knitted 4 pairs(She wanted spares)And what's more, I'm knitting bootees for your AuntWell, not for her, for her ele phantIt's all such a palaverThat aardvark'll wait ages for his balaclavaI'm 82, me lad, and not a fast knitterAnd I don't want to sound bitterBut keeping 5 large creatures in a bedsitter.Is not very matureConsidering the manure", Violets aren't blue, they're violetAnd only some roses are redLet's continue this biology lessonEnsconced in your bed, Out of all the people I've ever met,You're the one who makes me drawThose silly little hearts on my papers.Be my Valentine..youve struck my awe, I'd give up Jim Beam and Jack DanielsAnd swear a No Smoking oathI'd take exercise and use weightsTo encourage (penal)(bosom) growthI'd improve my grooming habitsAnd discover wonderful places to dineI'd go to IKEA to improve my wardrobeIf you'd be my Valentine, A refusal will cause my enlistmentIn the French Foreign LegionI'd shun all connubial pleasuresBy padlocking my nether regionI'd shun all mind enhancing drugsOh yes, even beer and wineDon't feel any pressure, my darlingBut please be my Valentine, Being public spiritedIs so rewarding, I've foundI feel the urge to donate my organWhenever you're around. Pompom beauty, extra cutie, alt: My Name is L-I-L-I chickle-li chickle-li, Under the bram bush We love our bread, we love our butter. Dalor, dalor, Ill kick you out the door Dave, 13, percussionist-actor, Strangers in the night, exchanging rubbers Milk, milk, lemonade; around the corner fudge is made. Bucket of urine Bucket of urine. We all fall down (American). What rhymes with hug me? You are out! But directly in between, Violets aren't blue, they're violet And twittle your taddle. Push the button, The rhyme is arranged in quatrains, with an A-B-C-B rhyme scheme.The rhyme is organized by its meter, a sprung rhythm in trimeter. This page contains affiliate links, which means we may earn a small amount of money if a reader clicks through and makes a purchase. Took a room in a whorehouse in Natchez. (I haven't thought of that in forty years.). Bubbles was his next door neighbor! they jumped so high high high Valentine's Day is the perfect opportunity to show your partner or the special person in your life just how much you love them. Funny poems are a great way to introduce poetry to children. Alternative Rock. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. Turned on the switch, And Lightning shot out of his ass. Miss Mary Mack. Child two: Under where? I want to send you mad for me Plagues, prostitution, burning at the stakenone of these are topics you would talk to a toddler about. These limericks are what you would call NC-17 and either have quite nasty language or strong sexual content. If you normally cringe at soppy Valentine's love poems, then scroll through our gallery below for some rude and naughty alternatives. "Not another word. Childhood rhymes and rhyming games can be traced back to as early as the 17th century in the English language, and like most songs and poetry passed down orally through the generations especially those enjoyed by children the rhymes can be found and remembered in many different national, regional and cultural variations. We may earn a commission from your purchases. What gorgeous ears you have, the better to hear me moan You clap along as you chant. The history and meaning of these holidays is discussed, often with examples of traditional songs. All our articles and reviews are written independently by the Netmums editorial team. Nobody knows how I can survive on 100 worms . In fact, they stick in the mind like bubble gum to a shoe." writes Judy Sierra in her introduction to this lively collection of traditional playground chants. 100 Funniest Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Poems Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe. And why DO elephants get angry? Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, say your prayers 2. Here comes a candle to light you to bed, Off to prison you must go, For more playlists dedicated to subreddits and general feedback, please visit r/Listige . It's something a little different than the usual chocolate and flowers, and is guaranteed to raise a smile whether it's a wry chuckle at your X-rated limerick, or a sly wink as your partner grabs your hand and leads you upstairs. Senorita your momma smells like pizza Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn out the lights Come, O come and turn us into foam!, http://www.joe-offer.com/folkinfo/songs/578.html, Songs my childhood taught me 1: Rhymes from the schoolyard, Songs my childhood taught me 2: Mnemonic phrases. Im gonna rule that these arent art and entertainment (although they may have entertained us as 8-year-olds), and hence not reasonable for Cafe Society Forum. Purple Toiletbowl (sung to the tune of Yellow Submarine), We all live in a bucket of urine (rhymed with marine, 'natch.) say the bells of Stepney; Spiddle your paddle. Please Give me number nine And turn your back on the Nazi submarine! Picture books; DDC classification: [E] LOC classification: . 'Twas not his size. It has to be with YOU! The best Valentines Day poems and quotes, CHAT: Cheeky/saucy/sexy poems or rhymes for Valentine's Day card, I have read and understood Netmums' Privacy Notice and Terms & Conditions, https://www.netmums.com/esi/video/false/position:ATF, 13 ways you're washing your clothes wrong, Why your child comes home with a dirty shirt, Dr Pyal answers your questions on sensitive skin, Laundry swaps to take money off your bills, choose one of these printable Valentine's cards, check out the best and funniest Valentine's cards here, Check out our favourite Valentine's poems for her, take a look at our Valentine's Day poems for kids here too, take a look at our picks for the best films to watch on Valentine's Day. It was funny at twelve because it was about sex. No more sitting on the hard old bench!. The skipper jumps the rope whilst singing this rhyme, he/she acts out the actions as the words come up in the rhyme. Powered by Discourse, best viewed with JavaScript enabled, Best Dirty Jokes/Rhymes/Songs from Childhood. Amid stormy weather Lions, tigers and bears! I still love you so much. But most of all, What do you do when you've been for a poo. Martha: Um, George, thats not my bellybutton. Often composed to original melodies, they reflect their young creators precocious nature at a time of intense self-discovery (snerk). School Library Journal Review K-Gr 1-At the end of a satisfying day, Cowpoke Clyde decides that the only thing he'd forgotten to clean was his "ol' Dawg, his faithful, snorin' friend,/all caked with mud from end to end." . Any links would be very, very much appreciated. However, despite the AJCs victory, the same anti-Semitic language continued to circulate in a 1975 Viking Press edition of Mother Goose that could be found in American libraries at least through the early 1980s. Our editors and experts handpick every product we feature. under the tree (boom boom boom) "Schoolyard rhymes are catchy and fun. There once was a man from Madrass True love for me ", "Well," Sonny said, "I was playing in your wardrobeAnd daddy came in with the lady next doorAnd they got undressedAnd all their clothes were on the floor, And they got up on the bedAnd then they did that thingThat you did with Uncle JohnWhen daddy was away, last Spring. Violets are blue It was originally derived from a nursery rhyme called Ten Little N**gers, which counted down by illuminating ten different horrible ways for Black boys to die. I like your legs, Thanks for sharing! It's my turn, you are the guest, that come to bed gaze. The boys and girls are kissing Hinderwood 7 yr. ago. A show is like a TV screen, Rhyme- and song-based schoolyard games are found in every country and culture basically anywhere that has a spoken language where children are allowed to play freely. dirty nursery rhymes lyrics by 2 live crew. Want to hear a dirty joke? What's in between? Have you ever, ever, ever in your short legged life seen a short legged sailor with a short legged wife? I cant help remember our last day of school chant from when I was a kid. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. No more pencils And if you disconnect me No more books Hitler was a jerk Jon Bratton 2004Adapted from a limerick. "Schoolyard rhymes are catchy and fun. . met a long legged sailor with a long legged wife? Whither, whither is your home, july dont talk talk talk This ones too tight, Ill try another [19] An adaptation"Miss Lucy had some leeches"has been recorded by Emilie Autumn[20] and another"Mrs. Landers was a health nut"featured in the South Park episode "Something You Can Do with Your Finger".[21][22]. The rhyme is organized by its meter, a sprung rhythm in trimeter. He took a bath with bubbles. If you fancy being old-school and writing their poem inside their card, we've got you covered with plenty of card options too: Try our homemade Valentine's card designs here, or to make things easier, choose one of these printable Valentine's cards.And for a more light-hearted option, check out the best and funniest Valentine's cards here. No Ive never, never, never, in my long legged life seen a long legged sailor with a long legged wife. And so on through the 12th grade. Racing car, number nine, losing petrol all the time; how many gallons did he lose? Kick the chairs You sprayed Mother Hubbard. And his balls were covered with weeds. Below we have written some of the rhymes we use in our school playground: A sailor went to sea, sea, sea. When will that be? Thats all that comes to mind immediately but I havent thought of these in actual decades well, except for the man from madrass, which Ive always found rather cute. 9. A parrot to read the register, A crocodile to sharpen the pencils, A canary to teach singing, An adder to teach maths, An octopus to make the ink, An elephant to hoover the floor, An electric eel to make the computer work, A giraffe to look for trouble at the back, A tiger to keep order at the front, Salute to the Captain,Bow to the Queen, met a long legged sailor with a long legged wife. They range from being slightly cheeky to seriously X-rated, so there's something to suit everyone and your partner is sure to appreciate whatever you choose! We all live in a purple toilet bowl, etc., x2. Mary had a little skirt. ell dell dominell, [17][self-published source], Later versions developed by embellishment: adding, removing, and adjusting stanzas involving kissing, boys in bathrooms, a little black boy, bras, King Arthur, questions and lies,[18][unreliable source?] I'll be the one you will grow to love. Updated versions contain the new phrase a rogue that he knew, but the original anti-Semitic version may still be circulating in your neighborhood library, and its easily accessible online. I want to take you home. and not just your massive heart. This is where they clap hands with each other whilst saying a rhyme. Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you, let's go screw. Flies are in the backyard, So, bite off their heads and spit out the tails and throw the skins away. As NPR notes, children all around the world have some variation of this childhood chant, which is used in America to decide who will be it in games like tag. Lol. Double: Make fists with your hands and touch your partner's knuckles. Glossophilia is taking a trip down memory lane with a series of posts on childhood songs and rhymes: when we skipped in the school playground, bounced on our parents knees, twisted our tongues around gob-stopping riffs, learned our lessons with nifty mnemonics, and recited delighted silly nonsense. When will you pay me? The line broke Today's the last day of school here. And thats how they created me! Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jill got a shock and pussy full of cock, And they came back down with a daughter. 14. Child one: Would you suck my dick if I washed it? A man fell in a mud puddle. She's in the sun, the wind, the rain, she's in the air you breathe with every breath you take. Bake me a cake as fast as you can." Patty Cake is the most classic and simple clapping game out there. [Pharrell:] Everybody get up [Robin Thicke:] OK, now he was close Tried to domesticate you But you're an animal Baby, it's in your nature Just let me liberate you You don't need no papers That man is not your maker And that's why I'm gon' take a good girl [Robin Thicke:] I know you want it I know you want it I know you .