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by Tee Styley $22 . Lacey Underall: Do you know what the Lama says? Judge Smails: My niece is the kind of girl who has a certain zest of living. Excellency, fiddlesticks! bushwood, carl spackler, danny noonan, its in the hole, golf, Caddyshack Golf Movie Judge Smails Well We're Waiting, Tags: Sandy: Judge Smails: It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. Tony D'Annunzio: Lou has to. I'm just going to eat these. That's only 50 cents. Main Tag Caddyshack T-Shirt. The softest in the business and the perfect weight for a graphic tee, Estimates include printing and processing time. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. Your uncle molests collies. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? [to his Asian companion] Danny decides to gain favor with Judge Elihu Smails, the country club's stodgy co-founder and director of the caddie scholarship program, by caddying for him. Good. Lou Loomis: That's a very "in" thing to say. And it all starts with this shirt. Danny Noonan works as a caddie at the exclusive Bushwood Country Club in Illinois to earn money to pay for college. And tell the cook this is low grade dogfood. you know, for the effort, you know?' One coke. It's in the hole! Al Czervik: [gives Tony a bottle of Coke and 50 cents]. Danny's putt leaves the ball hanging over the edge of the hole. Oh, then I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you can't come. Can you make a shoe smell? Judge Smails: That evening, Webb practices for the game against Smails, and his errant shot brings him to meet Carl; the two share a bottle of wine and a joint. Judge Smails: Ty Webb: My enemy, my foe, is an animal. Spalding Smails: I want a hamburger no, a cheeseburger. What kind of sh**t is this? Sandy: [with heavy Scottish brogue]: Carl, I want you to kill all the gophers on the course. Al Czervik: Lacey Underall: Looks like you're going to make a lot of money when you're older. Smails refuses to pay, so Czervik summons two intimidating men named Moose and Rocco to "help the judge find his checkbook". Danny Noonan: Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. So what? Tony D'Annunzio Gophers, ya great git! Oh, Danny, this isn't Russia. [5], The film was shot over eleven weeks during the autumn of 1979; Hurricane David in early September delayed production. Well, I slap an injunction on them so fast it'll make their head spin. The crowd is just on its feet here. Hey, we're both starving. You're a lot of woman, you know that? Everybody knows it. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? Smails's boat is sunk at the event after a collision with Czervik's larger boat. You're right. : Category: Funny Shirts Tags: Aint, BITCH, DANG, GOD, Hill, King, Mash, MISFITS, Son, Tshirt. And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." For this young Cinderella who's come out of nowhere, he's got about 350 yards left. Lacey's mother sent her to us for the summer. Mr. Havercamp, your ball's right over there, sir. Some distance away, the gopher emerges from underground, unharmed, and dances to the film's main theme, "I'm Alright," amid the smoldering ruins of the golf course as the credits roll. [mortified] Caddyshack is about the scheme of a vulgar land developer (Dangerfield) who wants to build condominiums on the site of a ritzy country club. There's been a lot of complaints already. Danny Noonan: I've often thought about becoming a priest. So let's dance! Danny has to complete a difficult putt to win. 1980 American sports comedy film by Harold Ramis, "Caddyshack (1980) - Financial Information", "ESPN.com - Page2 - Page 2's Top 20 Sports Movies of All-Time", On Location: Caddyshack filming locations, "Actress Cindy Morgan: Dancing Gophers, Computer Graphics, and Everything in Between", "Tiger Woods TalksTo His Twitter Followers", "All The Best 'Caddyshack' Quotes In One Video: Pick Your Favorite! Quantity. [Judge Smails is preparing to hit the ball on the first tee while Al Czervick watches]. [puts down Czervik's bag, exasperated] You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. Tony D'Annunzio: this ain't no god dang country club caddyshack. He's got about 195 yards left, and he's got a, looks like he's got about an 8-iron. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball. You'll love it. Ty: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch. Could be in the market or on a game show. I'm a very qualified acupuncturist. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. This is your fate line. This is a cross of bluegrass, Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bench and northern California sinsemilla. I should have stayed home and played with myself! [his ball hits Judge Smails in the crotch]. The gopher was part of the effects package. : Danny Noonan: Al Czervik You're very - very small-breasted. You feel looser? I've gotta get inside this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. | A gopher. Judge Smails: I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. If you guys want to get fired. Danny Noonan [34] Only Chevy Chase reprised his role. Bushwood Country Club Caddyshack 80's Retro Golf t shirts and gifts. I guess it's just a matter now of pumping about fifteen thousand gallons of water down there to teach you a little bit of a lesson, is that it? He's about 455 yards away. Judge Smails: Don't you people have jobs? I made a big Bob Marley joint. 30 Giugno 2022. My name's Fred and I'm a man, same as you. Javascript is required for this site to function properly. Al Czervik: | Al Czervik: I kinda thought winning wasn't important. Tony D'Annunzio: our lovely sponsors and, as always, good times guaranteed Doors at 6 Bad Markings at 7 Heavy Meddo at 8 See more Ty Webb: I've gotta get inside this guy's pelt and crawl around for a few days. My niece is the kind of girl that has a certain zest for living. Danny takes the blame for the incident to impress Smails. What do you say, Ty? I bet you got a lot of interesting stories about your ball landing in the road. : Tony D'Annunzio: Hey, Kid park my car, get my bags and put on some weight will ya? This isn't Russia. Al Czervik: Danny Noonan: I haven't even told my father I'm not gonna get that scholarship. No homo. What do you say, Ty? To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. Mrs. Havercamp Good, good. Well don't you see it? And a varmint will never quit - ever. bushwood country club, golfer, fathers day, caddy day, caddyshack 1980 movie, Inspired by the Lama's words of wisdom to Carl, Tags: Stop thinkinglet things happenand bethe ball. Tags: Al Czervik: Are you my pal, Mr. scholarship winner? Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left. 4 Mar. You put your suit on! : Tags: Genre: Comedy. Al Czervik: Tony D'Annunzio It's in the hole! Judge Smails: There was a sequel called Caddyshack II (1988) which performed poorly at the box office and is considered one of the worst sequels of all time. Tony D'Annunzio: So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. Judge Smails: The funniest and most memorable quotes from Caddyshack. And a varmint will never quit - ever. Danny Noonan: I can't pay you. How are you, boys? Judge Smails: [to Lacey, while they're laying in bed after having sex] Well, I'm going to college too. Judge Elihu Smails: I'm hot today! He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - This isn't Russia. Here, take this. I think you can still become a gentleman someday if you understand and abide by the rules of decent society. Al Czervik: Al Czervik: Lacey Underall: [limping and patting his hip] You'll get nothing, and like it! Carl Spackler: I felt I owed it to them. Lacey Underall: Whoa, did somebody step on a duck? [looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat]. What are you, religious or something? : Inspired by a tee in the movie Caddyshack. The only reason I'm here is because I might buy it! Dr. Beeper: I thought you'd be the man to beat this year. Carl: We can do that. [turns around in his chair, slightly hitting his desk; Both Danny and Smails tries to see their faces]. gunga galunga, carl spackler, bill murray, golf. Tim Lawrence as the puppeteer of Mr. Gopher (uncredited), Carl Spackler: "Cinderella story. Gunga galunga gunga, gunga-lagunga. I'll shoot you 18 holes for ten thousand bucks! You owe me one gumball machine. The story follows Danny, who works as a golf caddie at an upscale club to make enough money to get to college. Is this Russia? . Country clubs and cemeteries are the biggest wasters of prime real estate! So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. You're drinking too much, Your Excellency. I'll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods. Oh, Mrs. Crane, I'm looking at you You wore green so you could hide. Tony D'Annunzio: This is a hybrid. What's that candy wrapper doing there? Don't even think about it! It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. Ty: Danny. I think they're tunneling in from that construction site. Meanwhile, Carl Spackler, a mentally unstable greenskeeper who lives in the maintenance building, is sent by his Scottish supervisor Sandy McFiddish to hunt a gopher that Judge Smails saw damaging the course. [knocking ball into the pond] Now, do it, and no more slacking off. : Here's Alvin Seville singing, "I Ain't No Dang Cartoon". King of the Hill (season 1) King of the Hill. : A member? : I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. I told you, today is the day we change the holes. I may have a tail and be covered with fur. [caddying for the elderly Havercamps to Mrs. Havercamp] "Caddyshack Culture" Meta-critique from the erstwhile Suck.com. Guess I'm a little overdressed? Danny, Danny, there's a lot of, uh, well, badness in the world today. Danny, I think you know why you are here, so I'll do us both the courtesy of not reviewing what happened yesterday [angrily shoves the lamp to the side, but calms down]. You know credit trouble. Can I have a word with you? Technical Specs, [caddying for the elderly Havercamps to Mrs. Havercamp], [Havercamp puts hand out for club, Tony hands it to him as he attempts to shoot away from the green]. Ha ha No, that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate. Scum slime menace to the golfing industry. Al Czervik : Twelfth son of the Lama. How 'bout a nice cool drink, varmints? Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts! That hurts! Please enable Javascript and return here. Fumbles around in the hole, gives the gopher the finger, it bites him]. That's - oh! Damn your eyes. augusta, big hitter, bill murray, bushwood, caddy, Tags: Well, who made you Pope of this dump? Smails encourages him to apply for the caddie scholarship. Are you kiddin'? Danny, I'm having a party this weekend. Twelfth son of the Lama. Ty Webb: I was born to love you / I was born to lick your face / I was born to rub you / but you were born to rub me first / What do you say we take this out on the patio? Danny Noonan: Ooh! in everything I do. Ty Webb: was genuine. Ty Webb: What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here? I didn't think so. Spalding Smails: Bless this ship, and all who sail on her. Hey wait a minute. Czervik counters by announcing that he would never consider being a member: He insults the country club and claims to be there merely to evaluate buying it and developing the land into condominiums. [Prepping a hose to drown the gopher] Ty Webb: He's a Cinderella boy. [Grabbing the hose] How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my Ty Webb: A flute without holes, is not a flute. I was born to love you / I was born to lick your face / I was born to rub you / but you were born to rub me first / What do you say we take this out on the patio? Danny Noonan: I notice you don't spend too much time there. Pat Noonan: Cinderella story. Lacey Underall: Didn't want to do it. Know what I'm talking about? That's a peach, hon! Director Harold Ramis (who later reunited with Murray to make Groundhog Day) is content to let the comedy follow a variety of wacky detours, most notably Murray's maniacal war with a gopher that has been digging up the golf course. You have Javascript disabled. This ain't no god dang country club. Mind Sir? Carl: Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they'll lock me up and throw away the key. [the judge hits the ball, and it goes flying into some trees, in response, he shouts in frustration]. Tuna Colada, perhaps? Carl Spackler: He's on his final hole. Al Czervik: All I see are a bunch of compromises and things that could have been better," such as the poor swings of everyone, except for O'Keefe. Judge Smails: How would you like to come over and mow my lawn? Al Czervik Carl Spackler: You're probably so high already you don't even know it. That's only 50 cents. Come along, children. Ty Webb: This unknown, comes out of nowhere, to lead the pack at Augusta. OH, RAT FART! I really enjoy working with young people such as yourself down at our new Lutheran Center Why don't you drop by sometime, eh? golfing, nostalgia, rbrow, bill murray, rodney dangerfield. Murray hit flowers with a grass whip while fantasizing aloud about winning the U.S. Masters; a major golf tournament. Tags: The flowing robes, the grace, baldstriking. That's alright. [to Al Czervik] Carl. Danny Noonan: "[20], Nevertheless, the film has gained a cult following in the years after its release and has been positively reappraised by many film critics. Oh, it looks good on you though. Bishop: We don't even have to have a reason. Guess I'm a little overdressed. Ty Webb: Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. Buy It Here! I'm trying to tee off. The crowd is just on its feet here. Gophers- the little brown, furry rodents! He and I are regular pals. The first thing I think of when I hear the word "Caddyshack" : A gopher puppet dancing to Kenny Loggins. Debi Frank as Kathleen Noonan, the sister of Danny. Carl Spackler: Mrs. Havercamp Mrs. Haver Mrs. Havercamp you'll need this. He employs a variety of methods to kill the gopher (e.g. Judge Smails: [36], On June 7, 2001, Bill Murray, Brian Doyle-Murray and their brothers opened a themed restaurant inspired by the film at the World Golf Village, near St. Augustine, Florida. Bishop : Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy. Depends on what's underneath come on. I see it in court today. What an incredible Cinderella story. I bet ya slice into the woods! Al Czervik: I'm willing to make up for that. Al Czervik: But that don't mean I'm just a joke. right at the base of this glacier. Let me tell you a little story? Bishop: I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself. You're not, uh you're not you're not good. What's that sign say? Look at that one. It's hard when you're talking like that. You're drinking too much, Your Excellency. Ty Webb: Carl Spackler: I see it in court every day. Mrs. Smails: Sit down, Danny. I want a milkshake. Spalding Smails: Carl Spackler: Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts. [9] Murray was with the production only six days, and his lines were largely unscripted. I want potato chips. Yes I was really getting tired of having fun all the time. [8], The scene that begins when Ty Webb's golf ball crashes into Carl Spackler's shack was not in the original script. [turns on Journey's "Any Way You Want It," high volume]. I think you can still become a gentleman some day if you understand and abide by the rules of decent society. This Ain't No Goddamn Country Club Flag $30.00 Pay in 4 interest-free installments for orders over $50.00 with Learn more Add to cart 3' x 5' l 11/30/2022 louie longoria returning it order by mistake W 09/16/2022 William Graham Excellent Great place to shop A 07/05/2022 Anonymous Need help picking up beer cans All right, everybody, it's time to christen the sloop! . Judge Smails: Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot. I haven't even told my father about the scholarship I didn't get. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. Size. Judge Smails: Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice. Ty Webb: Crazy Credits : Al: Come on, Ty, you're an ace. Chuck Schick: Danny, I'm going to give you a little advice. The most important decision you can make right now is what you stand for- goodnessor badness. Ty Webb: Al Czervik: There's a force in the universe that makes things happen; all you have to do is get in touch with it. Al Czervik: Carl and Ty's Late Night Meeting. : The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. Very funny. I gotta. Whee! But, I want you to know about it. When do we eat? I'll take Ty here, and you can have Dr. Frankenputz. Don't - you're blocking! He's got a beautiful backswing [swings, pulverizes another flower] that's- oh, he got all of that one! At that moment, in his latest attempt to kill the gopher, Carl detonates plastic explosives that he has rigged around the golf course. [33] CBS Records also issued a soundtrack to Caddyshack later that year. Bishop: This ain't no god dang country club. Ty Webb: But I ain't nobody's pet. The dalai lama, himself, Twelfth son of the Lama. : He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2-iron, I think. This is good stuff. The brothers are all active partners and make occasional appearances at the restaurant. Bishop: Everybody knows it. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball. Well, who do you want? Judge Smails scores a birdie. Dennis McCormack as Dennis Noonan, the younger cousin of Danny. I notice you don't spend too much time there. Judge Smails: And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." [as he misses a putt on the 18th hole during the thunderstorm] Upon reaching the final hole, the score is tied. vintage, golfing, golf, humor, boating, "Cinderella Story. Main Tag Caddyshack T-Shirt. Lacey Underall: Outta nowhere. [trying to make small talk with Chuck after Smails has introduced them] Carl Spackler: I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner. Try this. Lou has to. I can't pay you. I guess it's just a matter now of pumpin' about 15,000 gallons of water down there to teach you a bit of a lesson! I AINT NO GOD DANG SON OF A BITCH T-SHIRT KING OF THE HILL MISFITS MASH UP $ 15.00. Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way? You know, I've often thought of becoming a golf club. Spalding get your foot off the boat! I got pounds of this stuff. I'd keep playing. Terry the Hippie: Tony D'Annunzio Al Czervik: Okay? [relief sigh] The name is different. Bushwood Country Club Caddyshack 80's Retro Golf T-Shirt. Al Czervik: That's a peach, hon! You're blocking. Hey Whitey, where's your hat? )Copyright Disclaimer Under Sectio. At Bushwood's annual Fourth of July banquet, Danny and his girlfriend, Maggie, work as wait staff under Lou Loomis. This crowd has gone deadly silent Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the Masters champion. Al Czervik: Roger Ebert gave the film two-and-a-half stars out of four and wrote, "Caddyshack feels more like a movie that was written rather loosely, so that when shooting began there was freedomtoo much freedomfor it to wander off in all directions in search of comic inspiration. Oh, now I've done it. Well I ain't paying no 50 cents for no coke. I give him the driver. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out You know what for? Aye, Sir. I want a hot dog. Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers? The green's right over there, sir. Carl Spackler: [standing in an ornamental flowerbed] What an incredible Cinderella story! Judge Elihu Smails: Ty Webb: Tony D'Annunzio Judge Smails: You're not a man, you're a bishop, for God's sakes. Carl Spackler: 'Hey Lama, hey, how about a little something. "[24], Tiger Woods said[25] that he liked the film, and played Spackler in an American Express commercial based on the film. Bishop: golfer gift, so what so lets dance, carl spackler, bushwood, its in the hole, Tags: See. You demand satisfaction? Not golfers! You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how many drinks he's had already, right? [caddying for the elderly Havercamps to Mrs. Havercamp] bill murray, golf movie, rolling lakes, carl spackler, yacht club, Retro Dancing Gopher Caddyshack Fan Design, Tags: Ty Webb: Tony D'Annunzio: Let's not cave in too easy. golf designs, golfer gift, golf design ideas, ty webb, golf, Tags: [6] According to Ramis, Rolling Hills was chosen because the course did not have any palm trees. | That's only 50 cents. *Dogfood*? (This song was originally from Chipmunks in Low Places soundtrack. In 2007, Taylor Trade Publishing released The Book of Caddyshack, an illustrated paperback retrospective of the movie, with cast and crew Q&A interviews. I didn't think so. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Carl Spackler: I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. [he holds up his club and is hit by lightning Carl drops the golf bag and leaves him there]. No one likes a tattletale, Danny except of course, me. Al: Well, how about teams then, for twenty thousand? A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. [23], Christopher Null gave the film four stars out of five in his 2005 review, and wrote, "They don't make 'em like this anymore The plot wanders around the golf course and involves a half-dozen elements, but if you simply dig the gopher, the caddy, and the Dangerfield, you're not going to be doing half bad. Do you stand for *goodness*, or - for *badness*? [mocking] Hey 'Whitey,' where's your hat? Wait up, girls; I got a salami I gotta hide still. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. [37], Bill Murray and two of his brothers, Andy and Joel, were in attendance when another venue opened in Rosemont, Illinois, in April 2018.[38]. Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? bushwood, bushwood country club, fathers day, golf, golfer, Caddyshack Golf Movie Quote Free Bowl of Soup With That Hat, Tags: [26], Ramis noted in the DVD documentary that TV Guide had originally given the film two stars (out of four) when it began showing on cable television in the early 1980s, but over time the rating had gone up to three stars. Lacey Underall: Ty Webb: I didn't want to do it- I felt I owed it to them.